Trump-mingos have migrated to Stanly County!

What's the point here...?

The flamingo flock season is here and they are landing on the lawns of unsuspecting Republican residents to help support the campaign to elect Carla Poplin.

Why is my yard full of flamingos?

Was your yard in the flamingo flight path? It appears a republican friend has sent them your way! Fortunately, there are a variety of cures for a flamingo infestation. Should you wake up one morning or come home from work to a sea of pink flamingos on your lawn, take heart!

Don't get mad, get even!

Should you find a flamingo flock in your yard, you can "share the joy" by contacting the nice folks responsible and make a small donation to send the flock packing... TO ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN! However, if you'd rather not send the flock to a friend's house just let them rest... they'll leave on their own in 24 hours.